i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
I keep imagining little Hondas on swing sets
i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
its not easy being a complete fuck up but someones gotta do it
she hates friday just as much as we do
she is the robert pattinson of the music industry
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
some more life hacks for ya’ll
That pinky one…why couldnt they have showed me that at COLLEGE
This reminds me of the time before life hacks showed us stuff like how to break into a house.
Admit it, we would all lose the chapstick money
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.