Then Cookie Monster with his eyes poppin’ out his head, screamin’ Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Like ew. What kinda cookies are you talkin’ about. Chocolate chips don’t do that to people.
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The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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Step back you’re dancing kinda close,
I feel a little poke coming through,
On youNow girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I can’t help it
You know what I wanna do
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